Why I thought it was a good idea to look at tumblr while I tried to make a grocery list? So much food porn.

satans-advocate:

yes.

awesome. i’m so glad i’ve got a secret fan club.

is it like, a satans-advocate tumblr fandom? are there anime fanmade versions of me posting on tumblr and stuff?

my life would become so much more exciting 

ughhh you weren’t supposed to find out. t-shirts are getting printed next week.

rightinplainview:

Question: Is there a way to tell if he actually cares or if he just wants a hookup?

John Green: Yeah, is he a douche bag?